3 Hacks for Any Roleplaying Game

Back in the 1990s Quentin Doucet–a buddy of mine and the best damn roleplayer I’ve ever known–introduced three rules to his games.  In twenty-first century jargon, he had discovered “game hacks.”  Because Quentin’s game hacks sped up play and increased flow, they spread quickly throughout our gaming circle.

Now that I’m running games with new players, it fell to me to introduce a new cadre of gamers to Quentin’s game hacks.  And they thought you should have them too.

Barroom Visits

Keeping track of game money is annoying.  Learning the ins and outs of each setting’s system of currency is doubly annoying.  Most players want adventure, not a dissertation on international finance.

Quentin understood this better than any of us.  He introduced a universal unit of currency, the Barroom Visit.

A barroom visit is the amount of money that a typical player character would spend in a typical visit to a barroom.  In other words, a tidy sum.  The Barroom Visit gave us a system of valuation any of us could use in any setting, in any era.

An inside man has the information I need but he’s holding back.  I bribe him with a Barroom Visit and he starts talking.

Diamond Jack Martin just robbed the Laredo Bank?  The bounty has been set at 10 Barroom Visits!

The team had a wildly successful run.  Your character decides to hit the town and spends–one Barroom Visit!

Reading Everyone’s Comic Book

When your character isn’t featured in a scene, it’s tempting to get into side conversations, check your email, read a comic someone else brought for you.  Letting players disengage like this slows down gameplay.  Transitions between characters take longer.  Players lose track of the plot.

Quentin knew player distraction could kill a campaign.  So he told all of us to read each other’s comic book.  Even when your character wasn’t involved, you should enjoy and appreciate other people’s play.  This gentle commandment kept everyone at every corner of the table caught up with the goings-on at every other corner.  This policy also meant we got to experience the story from a wider variety of perspectives than just our own.



Because everyone is reading everyone else’s comic book, each player knows what each character has seen and done.  Part of the story still includes passing information on to other characters which their players already know.

Repeating information between characters is a time killer.  Writers in television and cinema know this problem.  Watch carefully and you’ll notice that information-passing conversations seldom happen on camera.  Instead, screenwriters tend to cut to moments right after the characters have exchanged information.

Quentin had a solution waiting for this problem in RPGs.  His solution is “Blah.”

Any time your character needs to pass information to another character and both players already have this information, simply say “blah.”  This establishes for the purposes of the story that your character has filled the other character in and we can get on with the plot.  


Quick.  Simple.  Effective.  Game hacks.

What do you think of these roleplaying hacks?  Would they help your games as much as they helped mine?  Share with your fellow readers in the comments below.  And if you’re enjoying what you’re reading, create an account with WordPress and follow this blog.  If you keep reading, I’ll keep writing.


4 thoughts on “3 Hacks for Any Roleplaying Game

  1. I’m intrigued that I have been in other RPG campaigns where “Blah” was used, verbatim. I wonder how many people have passed that meme through their campaigns? And I wonder if they’ve somehow connected one of my campaigns to one of yours, in “X degrees of Blah”?

    Reading Each Other’s Comic Books is a good perspective. I need to remember that more as a player.

    But I generally like keeping track of game money, and other minutiae on the character sheets. I generally set my characters up in spreadsheets that track stuff like that, which has the dual benefit of helping me learn much of what I know about spreadsheets, as well as providing some offline engagement with the game when I can’t actually play.

  2. I quite like all of these hacks! The second one my group instinctively used, and I hate to think of a group that consistently didn’t use it even when suggested to them. The first and third are also gold. Love it.

    Hope you keep writing.

  3. “Blah” got us through a lot of games. It also meant you had to be paying attention to what was going on, reducing the distraction factor. While “back in the old days” we didn’t have phones or tablets to distract us, we did find ways to stop paying attention.

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